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What?
[ Yeah, that's it......... but if you're going to ask really strange questions, don't expect a serious answer?! ]
[ Yeah, that's it......... but if you're going to ask really strange questions, don't expect a serious answer?! ]
My hair, dummy. I was wondering if I should get a haircut. ✂️💇💁🙋
[ It comes out choppy, in parts because he keeps hitting send too soon but-- ]
DON'T
IT ISN'T NECESSARY
TO HAVE IT CUT
THEY
YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW
[ This probably doesn't make any sense to her, which is why he just calls her, not with video because she doesn't need his hairdresser's ptsd on screen as well. ]
You can't trust them to do it here. [ ??? ok then ]
DON'T
IT ISN'T NECESSARY
TO HAVE IT CUT
THEY
YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW
[ This probably doesn't make any sense to her, which is why he just calls her, not with video because she doesn't need his hairdresser's ptsd on screen as well. ]
You can't trust them to do it here. [ ??? ok then ]
Are you okay?
[ obviously not but now she thinks he's a loon. ]
[ obviously not but now she thinks he's a loon. ]
Is there something you're not telling me?
[ absolute loon. ]
[ absolute loon. ]
I didn't think I'd need to, but clearly you've lost your mind if you're thinking of going to one of them.
[ More like he's lost his mind...... ]
[ More like he's lost his mind...... ]
They're just going to cut my hair.
Or trim it! Depends on what you think.
Or trim it! Depends on what you think.
Oh they'll definitely do more than that.
[ It probably sounds like he's against the style... he isn't, he's just...... traumatised. Sorry, Athena. ]
[ It probably sounds like he's against the style... he isn't, he's just...... traumatised. Sorry, Athena. ]
[ he can probably hear some shuffling, which is just athena setting her things aside to sit down. ]
So, you went to the barber's. What happened?
So, you went to the barber's. What happened?
[ Well, what did she think happened, he magically changed his hair? Honestly... that wouldn't be surprising actually.
He pauses then: ] They yanked my head around. Vietnam was just as panicked.
[ "Just as" may be a lie actually... ]
He pauses then: ] They yanked my head around. Vietnam was just as panicked.
[ "Just as" may be a lie actually... ]
Maybe that's just how they do it here.
I mean, you're still alive now, right? And you look nice. Your hair is fluffy like an apple. [ heh. ] It couldn't have been that bad.
I mean, you're still alive now, right? And you look nice. Your hair is fluffy like an apple. [ heh. ] It couldn't have been that bad.
[ NO HE ... holds back........ wow what do you take him for?! ]
Isn't that... weird? I mean... Are there others like you, or? [ He doesn't know what England is... England existed post-Arthurian legends sorry. ]
But really, don't you think it's better to have loved and lost then never loved at all?
Isn't that... weird? I mean... Are there others like you, or? [ He doesn't know what England is... England existed post-Arthurian legends sorry. ]
But really, don't you think it's better to have loved and lost then never loved at all?
If that's how they do it here you shouldn't go. [ :( ] It really hurt.
Maybe... it was just the men's one?
[ He mostly just doesn't like that she sounds so disappointed now. ]
You could ask Vietnam where she goes, she said that she just gets a cut and it's fine but... [ For him it wasn't that simple. ]
After what happened with that masseuse at the hotel place too, I wouldn't be sure they really know how to... you know. [ HOLD BACK????????? ] Treat people well.
[ He mostly just doesn't like that she sounds so disappointed now. ]
You could ask Vietnam where she goes, she said that she just gets a cut and it's fine but... [ For him it wasn't that simple. ]
After what happened with that masseuse at the hotel place too, I wouldn't be sure they really know how to... you know. [ HOLD BACK????????? ] Treat people well.
I guess I could.
[ she shrugs, shifting the cerevice to her other ear. ]
I was just thinking Rei and I could chill at a spa. The massage you got was a cheap one, so that's probably why they beat you up.
[ she shrugs, shifting the cerevice to her other ear. ]
I was just thinking Rei and I could chill at a spa. The massage you got was a cheap one, so that's probably why they beat you up.
Well that's always good to know. [ His voice is dry when he says that. ] You'll probably have more luck than I did.
[ His luck is actually in the minus so... ]
[ His luck is actually in the minus so... ]
Hey, I know! Why don't we go to a really fancy one? My treat.
[ she has no money thanks to that dragon but damn she will make him feel better about this. :T ]
[ she has no money thanks to that dragon but damn she will make him feel better about this. :T ]
Didn't you say you were going with Rei? [ At least he doesn't sound as dry now, but he does sigh faintly, stretching out. There's a ping as he ... apparently serves someone at work?! then continues on. ] Are you really going to go twice?
Why not? I could just get my hair done with Rei, and save the rest for when we're together.
[ see? this works out. ]
[ see? this works out. ]
[ ...There's definitely a sigh of relief there. At least she isn't going alone, and he more than trusts Rei to ensure no violent haircuts happen. ] There are probably other things you could do after as well if you wanted.
[ What else do girls do?????? Nails... ???? ]
Or you could go twice and I'll pay.
[ What else do girls do?????? Nails... ???? ]
Or you could go twice and I'll pay.
[ nails!!! hair!! SAUNAAAAAAAA and also facials ]
I said I'd pay.
I said I'd pay.
Edited 2016-04-09 13:42 (UTC)
[ So many things. ]
You can't afford to do it twice.
[ Wow??????? Just saying it like it is... ]
You can't afford to do it twice.
[ Wow??????? Just saying it like it is... ]
[ :)
merlin and the foot spa. him kicking the alien spa lady in the face because it tickles. ]
You're right, I can't.
merlin and the foot spa. him kicking the alien spa lady in the face because it tickles. ]
You're right, I can't.
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