[ Rapunzel narrows her eyes as they flash with the fire of dragons, green and bright and acidic. ]

Whether it makes sense or not has nothing to do with it, Merlin. Why should ladies have to behave in any way? Why are you exempt? Maybe I'm the one acting normally and your ladies are the weird ones!!

[ Uh oh. Now she's climbing... to her feet... in the booth... ]

Why shouldn't I be interested in feeling good and having fun and doing interesting things? Why is that wrong!?

[ Rapunzel confirmed for loud, passionate, start-making-out-and-then-start-crying type drunk. ]