[awesome. so they've got water going, and England is filling a second tea bag]

I'm not sure how much I can tell you in regards to your kingdom. But I suppose I can start off with this. [a deep breath] Camelot is a place I know of very well. I used to have my own version of Camelot connected to me a long time ago. I still might, somewhere... Tell me, does the word Albion ring any bells?