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[sortileges]

"--a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Is that it? How do I tur--"

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[swordboning]

Archer. Is that a problem?

[Because he could make it a problem!]

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[sortileges]

Why would it be a problem?

[ THIS IS SO CONFUSING STOP ]

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[swordboning]

Right now, everything involving you is a problem.

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[sortileges]

What have I even done when I don't even know who you are?

[ This keeps happening... why hasn't he learned the connection by now? Athena why can't you keep your mouth shut???? ]

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[swordboning]

That's a lecture too long for your life already, and not one I'd like to give.

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[sortileges]

So you're just here to bother me without telling me why? :(

[ Archer pls... ]

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[swordboning]

I already told you that I'd like to meet in person. For what I want, talking online is pointless.

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[sortileges]

Like I'm going to willingly go out and meet someone who keeps trying to yell at me through this thing.

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[swordboning]

If you don't, you'll never see Athena again.

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[sortileges]

[ Archer what the fuck? ]

If you hurt her I'll make sure you pay for it.

[ Why is it coming to this... ]

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[swordboning]

Don't sound idiotically dramatic. Besides, that's not what I'm getting at.

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[sortileges]

Well you're hardly making any sense

Where do you want me to go?

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[swordboning]

I have a food stall. You can start by going there.

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[sortileges]

Food stall? Why does that sound familiar?

[ Yeah this is the jerk that talked to you about it then never... went... ]

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[swordboning]

I would hope it does considering who you're currently with romantically.

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[sortileges]

?

[ I'm sorry, Archer... but she doesn't know all the places he works either :( They don't talk about work., they talk about space and the world etc because he has so much to catch up on... ]

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[swordboning]

I'm starting to debate if I should skip the talk and just remove you.

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[sortileges]

I didn't realise you could remove people from this?

[ I'M SO SORRY........ ]

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[swordboning]

I mean from existence, you idiot.

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[sortileges]

See? It's things like that which make it difficult for me to really want to meet up with you.

What did I do this time?

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[swordboning]

The idea that you've done things people would want to kill you for multiple times is saying something. But not surprising for you.

[So sad. Canonly, Archer dislike Merlin....well, the Fate version of Merlin. NO DIGNITY.]

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[sortileges]

More like you've said it multiple times in this conversation. Do you have a problem with me for some reason?

[ Archer... in the words of Elsa LET IT GO ]

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[swordboning]

I have two of them. Both relevant.

[If Archer let stuff go, he wouldn't want to go back in time and kill his younger self. Wow.]

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[sortileges]

Are you actually going to tell me what they are?

[ God, Archer... this is not the way. ]

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[swordboning]

One of them is being you. The other is you being with Athena.