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[sortileges]

"--a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Is that it? How do I tur--"

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[psycholawgy]

[ what's gross?!??!?!

but alright, man. you do you. she'll just wait here, staring at the bucket in front of her. ]

[sortileges]

[ blue cheese?????????

but when he comes back he holds out the glass of water to her, puts the finished chicken into the trash and gets a new one. ]

Here.

[psycholawgy]

[ she takes the glass with both hands and starts drinking again, looking at him and observing him as he eats. ]

Can I stay here?

[ something that she should have asked maybe an hour or so ago. ]

[sortileges]

[ He's just eating to have something to do tbh... ]

Sure, take the bed.

[ Meaning??????? He won't be sleeping in it. Ah. ]

[psycholawgy]

Where will you stay?

[ she really doesn't get why he's being weird about all this. ]

[sortileges]

The couch?

[ Because he's a Gentleman okok ]

[psycholawgy]

[ that's no good. it's also uncomfortable! which is why she crawls over to where he put her shoes to put them on. ]

Nevermind.

[sortileges]

What are you doing?

[ J e s u s please come and save him. ]

C'mon. You need to sleep. [ Which is why he's moving to drop the last of the chicken away now and runs after her. ]

[psycholawgy]

I don't want you to sleep outside.

[ she might be imposing but that's just too much!! ]

I'll go home.

[sortileges]

Well I can sleep on the floor if you want?

[ Just dump the cushions there tbh. Shigeru will have a fit later, but he can clean them personally so he feels better. ]

[psycholawgy]

I'm not taking your bed, okay?

[ now let her go so she can put her shoes on and leave!! ]

[sortileges]

[ Now who is being unreasonable???? He sighs and lets go, hands raising before he just drops them down. ]

Fine. [ Go to your own bed then!!! He's too tired for this... he did his best okay. It's a lot more uncomfortable with a drunken girl who looks ravishing when you're a nice person and don't want to give a bad impression than if she were sober etc. ]

I'll call you in the morning?

[ bc sorry he's adamant they aren't sharing a bed when only one of them has been drinking. Ah. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ it's just a bed???? it's not like anything's going to happen. but you do you, merlin!!! athena pushes herself up once she has her shoes back on. ]

Alright. But don't call too early, I don't think I'm waking up at a normal time later.

[ at least she's honest. ]

[sortileges]

[ YEAH AND IN HIS TIME PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE ONE UNTIL THEY WERE MARRIED MOST OF THE TIME?! He certainly never had before her, wow. ]

Trust me, I'll be sleeping in as well.

[ kill him now tbh ]

[psycholawgy]

[ then why did he tell her he'll call in the morning!! smh merlin. ]

Good night.

[ it looks like she's in a hurry when she walks to the door, too. if she was causing him such an inconvenience then he really should have said something much earlier on. ]

[sortileges]

[ Well he's tired... she woke him up at stupid o'clock in the morning okay...

It's why he just drags his hands down his face while she half runs to the door. It wasn't an inconvenience, he honestly has slept on worse and doesn't give a fuck if he has to sleep on a pile of poop rn as long as he can sleep. ]

Sweet dreams?

[ He's just confused by everything that just happened tbh. What was wrong with him giving her the space??? He never tried going to her while drunk either. smh. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ well she wanted to be near him when she slept but if he isn't sleeping on the same bed then there's no point in even coming over! she'll apologise profusely the next day, when she's sober, though. ]

You too.

[ away she goes!! ]

[sortileges]

[ He's just going to flop and pass out on the couch anyway, not wanting to deal with the bucket of garbage on the floor right now. He's sleepy... and has very little idea of what her problem was or why she even came when drunk...

Ah.

He will at least call later in the morning to check she's okay though. ]