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the once and future jesus. ([personal profile] sortileges) wrote2016-01-10 09:57 am
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"--a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Is that it? How do I tur--"
unionjackoff: (lives in a dream)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-18 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ema, huh? England files the name away for later. under, brave and/or foolish person] I'm sorry to hear that.

[they are coming to the shopping district now, and it's a buzz of activity, super busy. there must be some sales going on] Ah, looks like I picked a bad day to go shopping.
unionjackoff: (you have found her)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-19 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. It's not that. It's just a bother, is all. [but England doesn't look bothered. he still looks like he's enjoying himself] Come on, the store's this way.
unionjackoff: (nothing's gonna change my world)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-19 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[England greets the store owner, earning a, "Hello, mister Kirkland" back. they know who he is, because he's been coming to this store for several months. it's kind of nice, something routine]

What do you think? [he heard that wow]
unionjackoff: (living in the world agree)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[England moves over to a wall in the back, where some of the more stranger flavors are]

Oh, I'd say within the past fifty years, or so, more of the modern flavors have been added. But there have been many different types of teas for hundreds of years. [aha, here is the popcorn flavor! England pulls out the container, opens it to smell. huh, a mild buttery flavor]
unionjackoff: (there is still a light that shines on me)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-20 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll get there, all in good time. [England comes over to join Merlin, carrying the container of popcorn-flavored tea] Here, smell. See if you like it.
unionjackoff: (who plays it cool)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-20 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but the aroma is also important. We can't really taste everything in the store to see if we like it, so most tea-drinkers rely on smell to get a hint of what it might be like when it's brewed. We can get half an ounce, and that will make about four cups. That should at least give you the opportunity to see if you like this, or something else.

[England is still SO EXCITED, wondering what Merlin will do. he can't stop from grinning pleasantly]
unionjackoff: (when i'm home)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[it does smell like popcorn, but England wonders about the taste. it's probably mild, maybe? well, he'll hang onto the container]

Oh, yes. There are a few strawberry flavors. There's a plain strawberry black tea on that other wall. [he nods his head over to the right] And I think I recall seeing strawberry cheesecake a while back, but I don't know if they have that anymore. Otherwise, you'll have to check labels and see if strawberry is mixed in with some of the teas. Probably in a fruit or summer medley, or something like that.
unionjackoff: (i say hello)

this is making me hungry...

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
I know there's apple cinnamon around here... [he starts scanning the wall until he finds the dessert section. sugar cookie, gingerbread, chocolate] Ah, here it is. Apple pie! [he hands the popcorn container to Merlin before pulling out the apple pie tea container and opening it. the aroma of this one is sweet and apple-y, with lots of cinnamon] You can see that there are pieces of apple actually in the mix.
unionjackoff: (dance before me like a million eyes)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-21 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
My favorite? [HMMMM... England considers, before scanning the room] That is a bit difficult to answer. Honestly, my favorite changes every so often. As for the types, I think black tea would be what I drink most. But when it comes to flavor...

[England closes his eyes, deep in thought. yes, he takes this question very seriously. a few seconds later, he's made his decision and he opens his eyes]

Well, there is a blend this store makes called a Taste of London, and I think that's been my favorite while I've been in Cerealia. It's actually what I came to get today.
unionjackoff: (there is a place)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-22 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Splendid! [he's buying, no matter how many samples there are] Let's take all these up to the register, then, and we'll see if they have that strawberry cheesecake still available. I'll grab that, and a few ounces of the Taste of London. Oh, and we should get you some tea bags. I'll show you how to use them.
unionjackoff: (then you can start to make it better)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-23 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Merlin, you poor thing] Oh, I'm talking about empty tea bags. You'll fill the empty bags with the blends we get. [he nods to one of the containers] There are also infusers you can buy, but the bags will do you well for now. I think they sell them at the register. [up we go with our canisters to the register]
unionjackoff: (you're gonna give me everything)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[...?] The bags are open. You put the tea in, then close them up, the same way you would do with... a normal... bag... [right?]
unionjackoff: (that no one will hear)

[personal profile] unionjackoff 2016-04-24 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, now he sees where the confusion lies!] Right. These tea bags are empty, and open at first. They're so you can make your own. [he sets each canisters down at the register, then picks up a packet to show to Merlin. it reads 60 Disposable Filter Bags on the top, then underneath, for Loose Tea] They're easy to use, and you simply toss them when you're finished. They give a cleaner cup than an infuser might.

[that last part probably doesn't matter to Merlin, but...]

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