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[sortileges]

"--a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Is that it? How do I tur--"

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[sortileges]

[ His eyes stay closed, but he replies with a soft: ] Yeah?

[psycholawgy]

[ she fixes the mess on the floor while he's just there. better not make his life worse than it already is. ]

Should I put the chicken in the fridge?

[sortileges]

[ One eye cracks open. ]

You finished?

[psycholawgy]

I can't finish all of this.

[sortileges]

[ He pushes up onto one elbow and reaches in to take another piece. ]

You can wait a bit longer.

[psycholawgy]

There's too much.

[ she can't eat an entire bucket?!??!?! ]

[sortileges]

[ He glances at her. ]

I'm going to eat some?

[ It's not all for you?! ]

[psycholawgy]

Oh, alright.

[ it just seemed like he was expecting her to finish it all?!?!?! gosh!!!! ]

It'd taste better with blue cheese.

[sortileges]

[ Nah, he just wanted to make sure she got her fill okok. ]

Well I don't have any. Did you finish your water?

[psycholawgy]

[ then maybe he should stock up on blue cheese in the future! you never know when he might need it. ]

I did. Do you want some water?

[sortileges]

[ No?!?! That's gross. ]

No, but I can go get more. [ He shifts to stand and moves towards the kitchen, taking his chicken with him. In his other hand, he takes her glass. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ what's gross?!??!?!

but alright, man. you do you. she'll just wait here, staring at the bucket in front of her. ]

[sortileges]

[ blue cheese?????????

but when he comes back he holds out the glass of water to her, puts the finished chicken into the trash and gets a new one. ]

Here.

[psycholawgy]

[ she takes the glass with both hands and starts drinking again, looking at him and observing him as he eats. ]

Can I stay here?

[ something that she should have asked maybe an hour or so ago. ]

[sortileges]

[ He's just eating to have something to do tbh... ]

Sure, take the bed.

[ Meaning??????? He won't be sleeping in it. Ah. ]

[psycholawgy]

Where will you stay?

[ she really doesn't get why he's being weird about all this. ]

[sortileges]

The couch?

[ Because he's a Gentleman okok ]

[psycholawgy]

[ that's no good. it's also uncomfortable! which is why she crawls over to where he put her shoes to put them on. ]

Nevermind.

[sortileges]

What are you doing?

[ J e s u s please come and save him. ]

C'mon. You need to sleep. [ Which is why he's moving to drop the last of the chicken away now and runs after her. ]

[psycholawgy]

I don't want you to sleep outside.

[ she might be imposing but that's just too much!! ]

I'll go home.

[sortileges]

Well I can sleep on the floor if you want?

[ Just dump the cushions there tbh. Shigeru will have a fit later, but he can clean them personally so he feels better. ]

[psycholawgy]

I'm not taking your bed, okay?

[ now let her go so she can put her shoes on and leave!! ]

[sortileges]

[ Now who is being unreasonable???? He sighs and lets go, hands raising before he just drops them down. ]

Fine. [ Go to your own bed then!!! He's too tired for this... he did his best okay. It's a lot more uncomfortable with a drunken girl who looks ravishing when you're a nice person and don't want to give a bad impression than if she were sober etc. ]

I'll call you in the morning?

[ bc sorry he's adamant they aren't sharing a bed when only one of them has been drinking. Ah. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ it's just a bed???? it's not like anything's going to happen. but you do you, merlin!!! athena pushes herself up once she has her shoes back on. ]

Alright. But don't call too early, I don't think I'm waking up at a normal time later.

[ at least she's honest. ]

[sortileges]

[ YEAH AND IN HIS TIME PEOPLE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE ONE UNTIL THEY WERE MARRIED MOST OF THE TIME?! He certainly never had before her, wow. ]

Trust me, I'll be sleeping in as well.

[ kill him now tbh ]