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[sortileges]

"--a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Is that it? How do I tur--"

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[sortileges]

[ What the fuck ]

I wouldn't want anyone to eat me? What kind of question is that?

[ But then he's taking a piece and shoving it into her mouth. Hopefully this does help her sober up jfc ]

[psycholawgy]

[ WHY AREYOU SHOVING A COCK IN HER MOUTH ]

Mrrrn!! [ a failed attempt at yelling his name because her mouth is full, thanks!! she takes a bite after that and takes the rest of it out of her mouth for now though. ]

[sortileges]

[ do you wish it was a different type huh

But he just smiles at her when she starts trying to yell out and has to bite it to eat instead. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ maybe.

she makes a bunch of weird faces as she chews. it's only when she's done eating that she finally talks again. ]

Do you think chickens know they're eating chickens when they eat eggs?

[ NOPE definitely not sober yet... ]

[sortileges]

[ Why is this happening to him. He bites on one piece of his own then holds up the water to her. ]

Take some of this.

[ Was he this bad when he was drunk?????????? ]

[psycholawgy]

[ no he wasn't but \o_O/ whatever!! she takes the glass of water with her non-oily hand and drinks it. ]

I'm so hungry... The food at the bar was really expensive.

[ which is why she'll eat more chicken, thanks. ]

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[ He's relieved when he watches her drink the water and eat the chicken. ]

The rest is for you anyway. [ Enjoy your 11 piece bucket of chicken... he truly is only taking 1. ]

[psycholawgy]

Do you know who Rock Lee is?

[ a bit of a random question, but it's related to tonight, promise. ]

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...Yes?

[ DOES HE WANT TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING? He sounds a little uneasy by it though. ]

[psycholawgy]

Yuri has a crush on him.

[ DON'T BE SO SCARED, IT'S JUST GOSSIP??? ]

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WHY?!

[ Yuri?!?!?! Of all people?! Isn't he too lively and crazy for such a nice quiet girl???? ]

[psycholawgy]

His eyebrows must have hypnotised her.

[ NO... ]

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[ THANKFULLY he isn't drinking water, but he chokes on chicken when she says that. NO????????

He has to stop himself from saying anything bad but... ]

I'm sure there's... something.

[psycholawgy]

I told her to hire a marching band when she confesses to him.

[ what a helpful friend! and she's only known yuri for one day, too! ]

[sortileges]

[ He splutters at that. ]

THEY DON'T NEED TO HIRE A MARCHING BAND!

[ Oh my god doesn't she realise how embarrassing those are?! ]

[psycholawgy]

[ well this is coming from miss screams from the rooftops, so... ]

DON'T YELL AT ME!

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[ OW?! His hands move to covers his ears and he mimes "ow" at her.

Down gurl ]

[psycholawgy]

[ he started this. she'll just eat her chicken. ]

[sortileges]

[ Good. While she eats he'll finish his water than just lay back on the floor. It's so late... just leave him here to die. ]

[psycholawgy]

[ well, she won't disturb him. he can even close his eyes all he likes. though maybe he should move to the bed for that. she'll just bother him when she's had about three drumsticks. ]

Merlin?

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[ His eyes stay closed, but he replies with a soft: ] Yeah?

[psycholawgy]

[ she fixes the mess on the floor while he's just there. better not make his life worse than it already is. ]

Should I put the chicken in the fridge?

[sortileges]

[ One eye cracks open. ]

You finished?

[psycholawgy]

I can't finish all of this.

[sortileges]

[ He pushes up onto one elbow and reaches in to take another piece. ]

You can wait a bit longer.