[ fortunately, her reflexes are ace and she catches that ball before it hits her. she wants to throw it back but remove the creases of the paper instead and starts doodling on it.
but it can only entertain her so much.
she drops her pen on the table and starts laughing. she'll never say why, though. it's a dumb idea, to roleplay customers. ]
Oh man, oh man— [ she can't hold it back anymore. ] I thought of the stupidest thing!
He smooths out the paper while she talks, hands stilling at the corners when it sinks in. Then he looks up at her. ]
...What? [ Is she really suggesting that they do this here? What if they kitchen staff walk out and judge them for this?? (Does that really matter though -- ) ]
[ athena, you're not explaining anything. but yes, she ends up laughing again. she's had many "bright" ideas before, and she definitely stood by them. this one is not one of those ideas. ]
[ He picks at the corner of the paper, twisting to lean his side against the counter, elbow resting on the top. Slowly, he asks: ] Who would be the customer and who would be the... server?
Rock, paper, scissors, [ she says as she moves her fist up and down twice. ]. Rock beats scissors, [ her fist remains clenched. ] Scissors beats paper [ she extends her index and middle finger. ] , and paper beats rock [ and then she opens her hand. ].
Alright. That makes sense. [ He copies the motions with his own hand to memorise them, careful that he doesn't mess it up. ] Do we just...? [ He makes a motion with his hand, flattening it out like the paper one. ]
[ Look they mostly do hide and seek based games... plus he didn't really have many friends before he moved to Camelot, just Will and his mother. Less judgement, Athena?!?!
I don't always cheat. [ He frowns at her, though it's probably 70% of the time, let's be honest here. For example, how did he get the extra credits to live this month? Poker dealing gone wrong, that's how. ] That sounds fair.
[ she was smiling just then, but her expression turns serious as she looks at his fist. this might just be a game to decide who goes first in another game, but she still wants to win, anyway... why so competitive, athena cykes... ]
[ He knows what she's like, and partly because he can't cheat he doesn't know what to expect.
On three, his hand opens up, also to a pair of scissors. He blinks up at her, a little amazed but also confused. He'd done paper as his example before so he didn't want to do it again but... ]
[ she sounds like she's in a hurry, but she's not serious, though. she waits for merlin to ball his hand into a fist again before she starts counting. ]
One, two. . . and-- [ she chooses rock this time around. ]
Rapi-- [ He wants to ask what that even means but then she's counting and he has to count fast. He flattens his hand out instantly as soon as it gets to one, signalling paper.
Paper beats rock, he even reaches out to cover her hand. ]
I promise I'll be nice. [ He's trying to not laugh, knowing how competitive she can be. ]
[ He blinks when she replies with that, expecting her to ask for at least a few ideas. He chews on his lip, a little worried for what she's going to come up with. Some of the outfits are... weird. ]
Right. Did you want me to boil the water for tea? It'll take less time.
[ Just in case someone does come in and interrupt this. ]
[ she starts walking to the dressing room, her hand tracing the surface of the counter as she goes. ]
You're... a [ she hesitates to call him her "master", but actually thought about it. she's wearing a maid costume right now, after all... and protocol. . . ] patron, after all.
It's fine, I'll only be waiting otherwise. [ And he already assumes it'll take a little time for her to decide. ] This way I can keep an eye on the counter in case someone comes, too.
[ His eyes follow her hand as she walks, before he moves to put the water to boil. He'll leave the rest to her, though he'll take a jug of water and two glasses to the table because water doesn't really cost much and it saves her carrying that on top of the tea.
That takes much less time than Athena does though, which leaves him looking out the window quietly as he waits at the table he's chosen. ]
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but it can only entertain her so much.
she drops her pen on the table and starts laughing. she'll never say why, though. it's a dumb idea, to roleplay customers. ]
Oh man, oh man— [ she can't hold it back anymore. ] I thought of the stupidest thing!
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It's then that he shoves the device in his pocket and moves over to the counter instead, tapping his fingers on the surface. ] Go on.
[ He twists the paper around to see what she's been drawing, wondering if there's some sort of clue on there. There isn't. Not really. ]
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the doodle really gives no clue on what her idea might be. it's just a drawing of an empty courtroom. she really misses home sometimes. ]
We could pretend one of us is a customer. [ she says, trying not to laugh as she talks. this is clearly a very good idea. ]
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He smooths out the paper while she talks, hands stilling at the corners when it sinks in. Then he looks up at her. ]
...What? [ Is she really suggesting that they do this here? What if they kitchen staff walk out and judge them for this?? (Does that really matter though -- ) ]
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[ athena, you're not explaining anything. but yes, she ends up laughing again. she's had many "bright" ideas before, and she definitely stood by them. this one is not one of those ideas. ]
It's funny, though!
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[ consider her impressed. and it's at this moment that she forgets all about her dumb high school crush and just concentrates on having fun. ]
Do you know how to play rock, paper, scissors?
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Rock, paper, scissors? [ That's a no. ]
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Rock, paper, scissors, [ she says as she moves her fist up and down twice. ]. Rock beats scissors, [ her fist remains clenched. ] Scissors beats paper [ she extends her index and middle finger. ] , and paper beats rock [ and then she opens her hand. ].
It's easy.
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[ never in her life has she imagined that she would have to explain rock, paper, scissors to somebody. but hey... he's from the past. . . ]
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He nods then clenches his fist. ]
Then whenever you're ready.
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[ as shown by her fist. ]
I'm glad you can't cheat in this game, because you probably would. Anyway, we can just take turns, you know? Whoever loses first has to be the server.
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I don't always cheat. [ He frowns at her, though it's probably 70% of the time, let's be honest here. For example, how did he get the extra credits to live this month? Poker dealing gone wrong, that's how. ] That sounds fair.
On 3?
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[ she was smiling just then, but her expression turns serious as she looks at his fist. this might just be a game to decide who goes first in another game, but she still wants to win, anyway... why so competitive, athena cykes... ]
One, two...
[ scissors! ]
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On three, his hand opens up, also to a pair of scissors. He blinks up at her, a little amazed but also confused. He'd done paper as his example before so he didn't want to do it again but... ]
...Again?
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[ she sounds like she's in a hurry, but she's not serious, though. she waits for merlin to ball his hand into a fist again before she starts counting. ]
One, two. . . and-- [ she chooses rock this time around. ]
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Paper beats rock, he even reaches out to cover her hand. ]
I promise I'll be nice. [ He's trying to not laugh, knowing how competitive she can be. ]
1/2
[ at the very least, she's only enraged for like, two seconds. ]
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So, what should I wear? Or should I just pick on my own?
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You said it yourself, I can't cheat with this. [ :) ] Surprise me.
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Alright. I'll look for something good.
[ definitely not a gypsy outfit, considering his reaction at the carnival. ]
Sit down and wait for me.
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Right. Did you want me to boil the water for tea? It'll take less time.
[ Just in case someone does come in and interrupt this. ]
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[ she starts walking to the dressing room, her hand tracing the surface of the counter as she goes. ]
You're... a [ she hesitates to call him her "master", but actually thought about it. she's wearing a maid costume right now, after all... and protocol. . . ] patron, after all.
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[ His eyes follow her hand as she walks, before he moves to put the water to boil. He'll leave the rest to her, though he'll take a jug of water and two glasses to the table because water doesn't really cost much and it saves her carrying that on top of the tea.
That takes much less time than Athena does though, which leaves him looking out the window quietly as he waits at the table he's chosen. ]
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PUNCHES YOU!!!!!
love me.......
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go back to sleep!!!
8(
well i don't want you to but ... it's too early isn't it?????
sob my mom started watching tv... no sleeping allowed now
oh no .... cries for you gently
There is no hope for me
sings you soothing songs
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lancelot [wails]!!!!!!!
u thirsty
my love for lancelot can't be tamed....
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jumps off a bridge
THROWS UP ALL OVER AGAIN
shaking and crying
commits seppuku
fights a lion in a tournament and dies
kisses you back to life
(blushes)!!!!!!
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vomits
same tbh...
oh no this song is cute wails
except for the part about cumming
CHOKES ON TEA????????? i didn't hear that in the lyrics?!?!
yeah... (unsure)
sweats....... yeah not that ok
it's a nice song otherwise ;o;
;u; yeah!!!
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sweats