[ she doesn't see what the problem is. they've slept on the same bed many times already?! still, for his comfort, she gets up and moves to the floor. ]
[ She wasn't drunk then???? It feels wrong :( When she moves though he definitely stiffens up on the floor, back straight like he might bolt any second.
[ her first thought when he comes back is why is there chicken, but then her tummy grumbles so that answers that. at the very least, she seems to be sobering up now from talking and not drinking, so she should be making more sense soon. ]
If you were a chicken, which part of you would you want people to eat first?
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You've been drinking. Remember what you told me when I was... struggling, that time?
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[ that's a very loud hum. ]
I told you to go to sleep when you said you watched a video about making out.
[ ah... the truth comes to light. ]
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Why is this happening...
He chokes a little, hand flying up to cover his mouth. ]
I told you that?
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[ her energy seems back now, at least. she's even sat up again, holding the pillow she was resting on in front of her. ]
I couldn't sleep after that.
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You couldn't sleep?!
[ S. O. S. ]
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[ she sighs wistfully and lets herself fall on the bed with both her arms outstretched. ]
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Sorry?
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Oh well!
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Are you going to nap...? [ ANYTHING TO MOVE ON FROM THAT TOPIC ]
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[ gl merlin you brought this upon yourself when you let her enter your apartment ]
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Right.
[ So now he's just going to move to sit on the floor, just because it would feel wrong to sit too close to her while she's as drunk as she is. Ah. ]
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Why are you there?
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Well, you're up there.
[ sweats ]
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Is this better?
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What is going on... ]
It's fine. [ It isn't fine... sweats. ]
I'm not getting any notifs from you...
You're weird.
notifs are down
Coming from you. [ He does nudge her gently with his elbow, trying to lighten his own mood a little because he feels... weird in this situation. ]
Oh bugger
What? I'm a genius! [ while merlin may have gently nudged her, she returns the favour with a bit more force... you asked for this. ]
LMFAO
A genius at what exactly? [ Thankfully he's expecting it and doesn't go flying, but she definitely applied more force than he did. ]
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[ which just means she can't think of anything, really. ]
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[ He drags it out, trying to keep the conversation going is difficult when he's acutely aware of how close (and drunk) she is though. ]
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[ he doesn't have as much """"fighting spirit"""" as athena does, but he could do better than that. ]
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[ Way too chipper to be normal, and he jumps a mile when the door buzzes, rushing up and away to get it rather than taking his time. Ah.
When he comes back it's with a bucket of chicken and plates and napkins. He also has two glasses of water. ]
Food's here. [ Hopefully that excuses him for running away oops ]
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If you were a chicken, which part of you would you want people to eat first?
[ soon............. ]
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I wouldn't want anyone to eat me? What kind of question is that?
[ But then he's taking a piece and shoving it into her mouth. Hopefully this does help her sober up jfc ]
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